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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth
closed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first
thing
you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am
an
alcoholic'?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all
the
way down to the core of the earth?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in
airtight
packages?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through
mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast
to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink
whatever comes out'?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out
of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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